menluda:

When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”

nippled:

so I was scrolling down my timeline on facebook to look for something and I ended up scrolling down to my first post ever and just

I have so many questions for my past self in 2009 like what happened what did akon do I’m so confused

niggaimdeadass:

i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family 

modestdemidov:

linda-ash:

trudrew:

take-a-shot-if-i:

fquemark:

The term “hella” is still very much alive

who the hella said it wasn’t?

you didn’t even use it right 

Drew, that’s hella’ true.

(Source: thatboycrucial)

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

coeptum:

I always get attached to everyone and no one gets attached to me so I always just feel dumb